This  is almost verbatim how my R.A. introduced me, a grad student at the time, to the rest of the floor the last semester I was in the dorms.

Her exact words were: “Alcohol: None of you can have any! Except him. And no, he’s not buying you any.”

One of the more entertaining ways I’ve been introduced to a group of people, and it was too funny to not put in McCall on Call.

I was the only person over 21 on the floor, and I later figured out that one of the bottles of scotch I had was the second oldest thing on my floor, after me. That was when I decided maybe I should move into an apartment. That’s a story for another day, though.