Sorry again for the comic being a day late, all. Sick happens, and I’d really rather it didn’t. Ugh. I did backdate the comic to the time it should have been uploaded, but that’s for archival reasons. (And to make me feel a bit better, admittedly. Though there’s still this lovely note here.)

Anyway, ask Hank how he knows what happens when a football hits a sprinkler head. For that matter, ask me what happens when a football hits a sprinkler head. (But not today, that’s a story for a different time.)